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Posted: Aug 07, 2006 - 01:13 PM
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Joined: Apr 26, 2006
Posts: 203
Location: Switzerland! With alll the pretty cows! And nice chocolate! And cheese!
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Yeh well here is the Highway Song interpretation...IMO this is by far my least funny, but still kinda quirky...yeah well anyway here are links to my other ones 
http://www.soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12385.htm-Sugar
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12412.htm-Needles
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12584.htm-Tentative
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13008.htm-Spiders
http://soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-13008.htm-Mind
Now on with the theory!This song is actually about a couple trying to conceive a baby, and the journey the sperm makes through their bodies.
"I need, I feel, a love,
You love to love the fear,
I never want to be alone,
I’ve forgotten to, The road keeps moving clouds,
The clouds become unreal,
I guess I’ll always be at home,"
First bit is the humans talking. They need, and feel the love for each other, but for some reason they love the one fear of sex; getting a Sexually Transmitted Infection. They never want to be apart from each other, never want to be alone. Now this bit about forgetting is VERY vague, but I’m not sure if it’s true, but I heard that when a male has an orgasm his mind goes blank, just for a millisecond, so this « forgetting » represents his ejaculation. So, now the perspective changes to the one of the sperm inside the man’s balls. Okay, so when you’re inside a testicle, the dick is the road, right? And clouds are technically floating white thing, right? So, SOAD being the geniuses(or genii…not sure which) they are, have actually told us that sperm are being sucked out of his dick, ejaculation is occurring. It all becomes a bit unreal, and one of the sperm is reassuring himself; he doesn’t want to leave the balls, he has a family who he loves and cares for…he wants to always be at home…I guess we’ll never find out whether he stays or not  Poor guy.
"Do you want me to try,
Directing your night,"
Simple. The humans are talking sex talk with each other, directing each others night in the right direction. So basically the humans are having a bit of fun 
"An exit lights the sky,
The sky becomes complete,
Travelling hearts divide the throne,
I’ve forgotten to,
Friction, lines, bumps,
The highway song complete,
The signs are all turning right,"
Back into the sperm’s point of view, an exit to his home, lights the sky, and completely overtakes the sky. The sperm gets sucked into this exit. Now here, the travelling hearts are the female’s egg, and the throne represents the new baby. So the travelling eggs separate the burden of a baby. That kinda makes sense  Well, that signifies another orgasm from the man, followed by some random comments about the situation. The friction between the man and woman’s "parts", the lines that are just about everywhere in the world and the bump that the woman will have on her stomach if it all works out So, as you may have realized, the "Highway Song" is about copulation, so it’s complete; the sperm have entered the vagina  But this month, the sperm are going right, not left, by instinct, because this month the ova’s coming from that direction.
A repeat of the chorus, followed by a solo. Now this solo is important. It represents the couple’s hope for a child. Listen to it; in the second half (I think) you can actually hear a baby toy in the background, playing a similar melody to the solo. Coincidence? I think not!
"The purest forms of life,
Our days are never coming back,
The cannons of our time,
Our days are never coming back"
Well now the couple have realized that they can’t have kids…poor guys may be the woman has just reached her menopause or something as their days are never coming back…ah well.
Anyway that’s all there is to this song, but there is the solo again and more baby noises…Thank you for reading all that, it’s one of my longest…I think Tentative was the longest actually…
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Posted: Aug 07, 2006 - 01:49 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 28, 2006
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Location: MSN and AIM
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you should make one for DAM!!!! who KNOWS the possibilities! you always make good theories and this is one that we will all look back on and think one of 2 things:
"man that guy was coool"
"man that guy was coool but wieeeeeeeeeerd..." |
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Posted: Aug 07, 2006 - 02:07 PM
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Peephole
Joined: Jul 07, 2006
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| ^You're only saying that coz it's you're fav song and good one there DM=God |
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Posted: Aug 07, 2006 - 09:20 PM
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Dart
Joined: Feb 28, 2006
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Location: in moonshine with Freddie
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| Hmmm.. I really can't see this song like you do, even though you elucidate your interpretation well. There's just something that doesn't fit... |
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Posted: Aug 07, 2006 - 11:18 PM
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Joined: Jul 25, 2006
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| You're going to end up interpreting every soad song and we'll all start thinking there is a deeper meaning to all of them. That would be awesome. |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2006 - 12:11 AM
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Joined: Jul 17, 2006
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Location: when i'm sober, i'll tell ya.
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| you have way to much time on your hands. i don't see why everyone agrees with you. your iterretations make sense but they're way out there. i doubt any of them (except tentative) is correct. |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2006 - 12:26 AM
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Dart
Joined: Feb 28, 2006
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Location: in moonshine with Freddie
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| You know, this shouldn't be taken so seriously, he/she is just messing around, try to grow yourself some sense of humour.. |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2006 - 08:46 AM
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| Dammit that actually makes sense! O__o Wow, you're good.. |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2006 - 04:42 PM
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Dart
Joined: May 27, 2006
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| lol. i like that theory. |
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Posted: Sep 05, 2006 - 03:12 AM
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| i love u lol |
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Posted: Sep 05, 2006 - 11:02 AM
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Ego Brain
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
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| I really doubt of this interpretation. |
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