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Posted: Jul 17, 2006 - 07:09 PM
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Joined: Apr 26, 2006
Posts: 203
Location: Switzerland! With alll the pretty cows! And nice chocolate! And cheese!
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Right I'm posting this because of popular demand after my post of a similar title about mind. Now in my opinion this post isn't quite as entertaining as the Mind one, which you can find here:
http://www.soadfans.com/PNphpBB2-viewtopic-t-12039.htm
This song is about someone with HIV/AIDS and is trying to spread it to everybody to relieve the stress of having it himself.
"The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray,"
Now a Kombucha mushroom is a mushroom that is mixed and made into a tea and is highly suspected to be fatal to those HIV positive. So the first line is about Serj basically talking about people with HIV. So picture this: Serj with evil eyes, dancing and chanting these lyrics around a crystal ball, and within this ball, is an image of HIV people in a hospital looking sad. For some reason when I picture this when listening to it it fits somehow…
"Well I’m not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man’s sport,
With a bullet called life, yeah called life,(sugar)
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be,
It’s already where I am,
Cause I’m already there….(sugar)"
Okay here is where the theory gets vague. It is a fact that when a man has an orgasm, his mind goes blank for a fraction. This explains the first line, saying he’s ejaculating all the time. Some people say what he’s doing (which is later revealed) is insane. Now, Russian roulette is when you shoot someone with a revolver, and it is luck whether or not they die. And the bullet he uses is called life. SO if you think about it, what is "life"? As mentioned earlier, what Serj is referring to is sperm, so he "shoots" sperm, and it is luck whether they die or not. So his plan is revealed: he is actually HIV positive, and he fucks people to try and spread it! Get it? Well you might have to think about it a bit, but it makes sense. And what else is revealed is that where Serj wants to be, is where he is, and I’m sure the place where every man wants to be is in bed with a woman, so he’s also saying he does "stuff" with women a lot.
"I got a gun the other day from sako,
It’s cute, small, fits right in my pocket,
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,
And I just kick her, and then she’s o.k. ,she’s o.k.(sugar)
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar)."
Right, as mentioned earlier, Serj uses his sperm to attempt to infect people. The sperm is the bullet, so what is the gun? Yep, you guessed it, the "gun" which is small, cute, and fits right into his pocket is actually representing his dick/penis/cock/woman’s best friend. Next line, whenever his gf annoys him, he just « kicks her », which represents him making love to her and infecting her, and then he puts on his mocking voice when explaining to her parents that she’s ok. When people figure out what’s going on, they get really mad at him, sometimes even try to kill him L
"I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music,
Just anger, I’ve killed everyone,
I’m away forever, but I’m feeling better,
How do I feel, what do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, what do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away. "
He sits alone in his little room (the one with the crystal ball  ) feeling angry, coz he’s killed everyone, he feels angry towards himself, but because he’s deserted himself from the world he feels better, but he’s confused about his feelings. When he fucks people, he forgets about his troubles, but as he goes on, he realizes that fucking people isn’t gonna make him feel better in the long term, and he finds the error of his ways and decides to await his inevitable early death in his little room.
I know this is far from perfect and is unlikely, but my first strange theory seemed to be liked so I thought I might post another
Please reply thanks for reading all of that
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Posted: Jul 17, 2006 - 07:16 PM
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Needle
Joined: Mar 16, 2005
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Location: maryland
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| hmmm not a bad interpertation |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2006 - 07:49 PM
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Cigaro
Joined: Jul 04, 2006
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Location: Seville, Spain.
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| Wow, I see you think a lot LOL, good theory |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2006 - 09:02 PM
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Cigaro
Joined: May 18, 2006
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Location: Samurai Dojo
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| Orgasm? That was surely funny as hell. |
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Posted: Jul 17, 2006 - 09:08 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 28, 2006
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this guy should be a songwriter himself with that kind of creativety!!!!!!!!i love this!!!!!!!!!
i cant wait until you have even more bizarre and twisted ideas!!!!! i love them!!!!!!!!!!!!
i always thought it was about drugs,but this one is better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh and by the serj crystal ball thing:you mean basically this?   "haaaa the kom-mbuuuuuchaaa mu..."
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 06:04 AM
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Joined: Mar 16, 2006
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| This One Makes more since than the other Sugar song meanings. Thanks DaronMalakian=God . |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 06:41 AM
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Dart
Joined: Apr 26, 2005
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Location: Glendale, California
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| wow, that's good i guess but i think you're thinking too much into it. |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 09:01 AM
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Cigaro
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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| omg, that was the most in depth interpretation of a song ive ever seen. |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 12:17 PM
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Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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Location: NEW ZEALAND, RAGLAN
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| thats so awesome it fits so well |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 01:53 PM
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ddevil
Joined: Jun 28, 2006
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hahahaha.
his gun!thats my sense of humor!!!!!!!!
daronmalakian=god is funny.but then again i have a theory about needles being about a doily shop with mean employees and managers...
BUT THAT SUGAR THING IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!HIS GUN!!!!!!!!!! and cool. |
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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 - 02:54 PM
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Dart
Joined: May 27, 2006
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| cool interpretation. |
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